Arif 🖤

Arif was a tall, bearded man with a full head of salt and pepper hair. He lived in the centre of Manchester and would happily spend a couple of hours every night messaging me online. After about a week he asked for my number, I happily shared it. He used it to say thank you

Ansar 🖤

I was introduced to Ansar via a matrimonial service. This kind of paid service is usually run by a group of women with lots of social connections who find out information about the singleton, their family and what they want in an partner. They then match it up to someone else’s bio and introduce them.

Neil 🖤

Neil was a tinder find. He was nothing like my type. Blonde, short and thin but he had a nice face, he wasn’t gorgeous or anything but he had a kindly face as in nice eyes, genuine smile and clean! He was like Dale Winton or a Dermot’O Leary, he looked a good guy. I

Brody 🖤

Brody was an United Utilities engineer. He wore glasses, had a smile that changed his entire face to make him look almost handsome and blue eyes. He was older (obvs!) and was a silver fox(double obvs!) I’m nothing if not consistent in the kind of man I find attractive! We messaged for a while on

Tej 🖤

Tej was a Tinder find. Tall, bearded, turbaned man with the most ‘proper’ English accent I’ve ever heard. We did a Tinder tango for a few weeks, he was keener some days whilst I was other days. We’d then not talk for a few days but he’d always initiate contact usually late at night. He

Sami 🖤

Sami aka Samir was one of the first people i spoke to online. He was Scottish (the accent was swoon inducing!), had a fabulously styled quiff and lovely, hazel eyes. He was keen for us to stop chatting online with Match.com and to get my number. I encountered Sami quite early on in my dating

Charlie 🖤

Ah Charlie, 6ft, chunky, blue eyed and bearded silver fox. Basically hubba hubba!! He sent me a message on POF during the first week of lockdown. He was in Southport, he took great pride in sending me pictures of the view from his penthouse apartment overlooking the promenade. I’m not about the materialist things in

Azam 🖤

I came across Azam on Match.com. I’d just signed up and literally two hours later Azam popped up. He was tall, dark eyes, big lips, had salt and pepper hair and stubble! Well, hellooooo! He had hooded eyes, as in his eyelids were droopy and so with the combination of these and his full lips

Arfan 🖤

I’ve spent the last five years on and off internet dating. At one time or another I’ve used the following sites… *POF *Shaadi.com *Guardian Soulmates *Single Muslims *Match.com *eHarmony *Tinder *Minder *MuzMatch Although each site has had their fair share of weirdos, POF wins hands down. Arfan pops up guaranteed everytime I log on to

Billy 🖤

Billy was a find on Match.com. He was tall, had a Gallagher brother haircut and a cheeky smile. He wasted no time in asking me out, he asked me out for a drink the second day. I was reluctant because I like to get to know someone before I meet them but my best friend